shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Im part way to drunk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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