R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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