But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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