She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You smell like stripper and shame
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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