I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
