so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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