At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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