Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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