so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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