dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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