Say something about gay babies.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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