glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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