You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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