I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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