Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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