windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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