It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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