omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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