ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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