He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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