just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you will always have a special place in my vag
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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