I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
