I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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