How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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