He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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