i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
