Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Drake has all the answers
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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