Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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