You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So many bounce houses so little time
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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