talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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