just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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