we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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