So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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