Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I think my moral compass just broke
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