I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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