Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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