you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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