So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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