The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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