How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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