and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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