ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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