I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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