in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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