So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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