i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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