I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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