The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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