Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Enjoy the penises
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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