My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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