Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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