there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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