I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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