Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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